I had no new books to take to the subway, so I ended up taking this book (sort of like a refreshing my mind thing!).
Let me tell you, morning rush hour is grim, grim, grim. But this morning, I had a few cool reactions to my reading this little guide-book which varied from:
smiles sniggers rolling eyes ice-breakers (mostly from women) people reading over my shoulder and laughing out loud little bouts of sympathy (Yes, people DO have heart!)
While it's no Pullitzer Prize novel, its a definite read for women who are forever making excuses for their guy's lack of interest in them. Sort of like, wake up and smell the roses type. One of my fave quotes here is: "If I were into you, you would be the bright spot in my horribly busy day. Which would be a day that I would never be too busy to call you." AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Or this one, "he's just not that if he's not dating you. "Hanging out" is not dating." AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Or this one, "If he's sleeping with someone else without your knowledge & encouragement, he's not only behaving liek a man who's just not that into you, he's behaving like a man who doesn't even like you all that much. (sorry). *SNIFF*
Or this one, "Guys tell you how they feel even if you refuse to listen or believe them. "I don't want to be in a serious relationship" truly means "I don't want to be in a serious relationship WITH YOU" or "I'm not sure that you're the one". (Sorry).
*SNIFF*
And my faverite, "You deserve a fucking phone call. Period." AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
This book is godsend. WOMEN, Read it!!!!

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