I feel like a whale these days. My stomach is blubbery, it jiggles and in synch with my jello thighs. Sometimes I really wish I was a white chick with skinny twig thighs. Sigh. Sometimes I don't really care. Does anyone care? No, of course not, no one cares about my blubbery body at the moment because the world is awash with more important news such as Michael Jackson's death! Hmph!

On a more serious note, however, RIP MJ. Your music was/is incredible, thank you for brightening my humble childhood with you, and I'm truly sorry to see you go.