.. ENJOY your life.
You know that old cliche "DANCE like no one is watching etc?" Well, take that quote, and change it to "LIVE you have NEVER lived before". In fact, keep living so much that you will give the Energizer bunny a run for his batteries. You know that old monk who is camped out in the Everest with the answer to meaning of life? Well go tell him its singlehood. Nothing, and I mean nothing, not even a pool of Nutella, can replace the pleasure that is singlehood.
Because when you're in a relationship......... meh. I have no words. It's a ship of ... no, its a Titanic. Thats the definition of a relationship to me.
I remember every single person who commented on my relationship posts always always told me to enjoy my freedom. Like REALLY enjoy it. And I was like, I AM! Clearly, I was underestimating the living part. What they neglected to mention was the headache that will ensue as you will now become part of tag-team championship race.
Ugh.
Bleargh.
Single people, you lucky bastards. Damn you all! Stay single! It's worth every single dance, its worth every Saturday night, its worth every tub of ice-cream you can consume all by yourself as you watch when Harry Met Sally (dont fall into the trap! its all lies!!)
