This is why women give in to guys so easily

1. We don't have time to wait for you to figure out if you want us/like us or not.

Frankly, our biological clocks have been ticking away since we got introduced to Aunt Flo at 13. IF we wait around for that crucial time when you have finally figured out us.... when you have finally come at crossroads at 35 and have been to a million of your friends' weddings and are sick of clubs and have had that epiphany that YOU also would like to fall in love and have kids and someone to cuddle with at 3 am in the morning....  when you're convinced you want US to be carrying your sperms and carry on your bloodline... Aunt Flo would have come and gone, and Aunt Flo and us included would be 6 ft under. In a world where we consider a 5-second delay for an Internet page to load as blasphemous, this is indeed ... a *very* short time.

2. We pretty much know what we want the minute you open your mouths.

i.e. you. So we give in to you.

if we don't like you, we just ignore you.

You should be so flattered - unlike shoes, we have you all figured out before even hearing your vocal chords. Sometimes a look is enough. Sometimes the pheromones just do the trick. Call it women's intuition, or animal instincts. It is unfortunate that you tend to figure us out AFTER ..... just about everything. And still tend to be confused.

3. Relieving you from foreplay

Let's face it - foreplay is just not a guy's forté. NOT that there is anything wrong with it. Men lack the genes to master this exquisite game. In my lifetime, the only human being that I have come across who had actually delivered in this area was.... the lesbian woman who hit on me during salsa. Foreplay is like ballet - and for a man to admit that he is good at ballet is like him admitting that he knows quotes from Sex & the City. Case closed.

4. We don't ask for much

Sometimes a whisper is enough. Sometimes a joke here and there. Even dumb ones, we're not picky. Sometimes a thoughtful Valentine gift. Sometimes they cost money. Sometimes just opening the door. Sometimes it doesn't cost a thing.

5. Sometimes we like you just the way you are.

Sometimes it's just so simple.

So we accept. And we give in. And then we are considered as Easy as pie.


It's really unfortunate and ironic that we're considered easy because we like you as you are... because we don't think its rocket science... because we just go out of our way to make YOU happy.

Comments

[TaKiLLa]

Good one.. Maybe some people should take some notes from here..

Forplay is like Ballet - Brilliant..

YNWA

[Scrumpulicious]

If only they would realise! :(

[Legend Lives On]

Hmmmm.. Kewl blog.. Followed it from TakiLLa's site.. U shud visit me sometime.. U mite like wat u read :P

[Puja]

Oh my gosh! If only my boyfriend understood number 4, I think I would be the most grateful person ever!

[Sunny]

ha ha! Love it!

[NYC RasLila]

this is just too much. 3-5 are just BS.
#3 you've come across the wrong guys, or maybe you're the one that's too impatient or not willing to be an equal assertive intuitive partner in the dance leading up to....

btw, if he can't dance slow, yes some guys do know how to dance, he don't know nutin' about foreplay, there's your tell.

just make sure he knows how to dance, or is willing to learn, and make him understand you on the floor first, before anything else.

#4 just plain BS, women are increasingly demanding the farther the relationship gets

#5 maybe it's south asian canadian women. you don't find what you describe as much in NYC.