The Unsexy Six

I was tagged by my new girl crush Zen here and since my schedule just freed up considerably (I'M DONE POST-GRAD finally!!!!!!) and am job-hunting as we speak, I figured this would be a great time to ... procrastinate...blog post.. and talk all about something very interesting.. Me! (lol, what else?!)

Rules:

-Link the person who tagged you.
-Mention the rules in your blog.
-Tell us about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
-Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
-Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged.

6 unspectacular quirks about Isheeta:

1. I hate attending weddings. Sorry. You must understand where I'm coming from for this.. I mean, I'm single! I know people have great intentions when they invite you to their special day, they want you to share their days of 'happiness/prison guard'...but why do I have to give up my moments of happiness dressing and pimping up to attend their day of misery? It doesn't seem fair. Other reasons for this day of apocalypse is that I never have friends to attend with, these blasphemous weddings. I just went to one a week ago and it was AWFUL. AWFUL. I wanted to KILL myself with that floral centerpiece. I had to sit through BS speeches about how the lucky couple had found perfect love. Well dippidy doo dah! Thanks for rubbing it in my face! I am sincerely very happy that you will finally be allowed to walk down the public streets with a ring that permits you to.. to... to...wth, I dunno what is it that wedding rings do, honestly, I'm single yo I dunno. But the thing is...  I always get seated next to the screaming infants or the guy who brings his mom as a date or the woman with the perfect hot caring husband or the girl who is now engaged and is with her new beau, or... just about everyone who is of no interest to me because they have nothing interesting to talk about except weddings!

I'm sorry people who have invited me to their weddings, its not you, its not personal. It's me.

Marriages are different. Marriages, I approve. Weddings can go to hell.

2. I can fall asleep through jugs of milk, coffee and bars of chocolate. I'm very caffeine tolerant.

3. Once in a while, after a LONG BRUTAL DAY, if I fall asleep, I will .. *gasp* .... I cant believe I'm gonna say this.. I .. *snore*. I've been told its more like deep breaths, no construction loud snoring. HOWEVER, this makes me very self-conscious, and if my future husband doesn't mind me drooling or snoring, I will give up a lot for him.  Such as drooling on the pillow instead of drooling at him.

4. I don't get what the big deal is about Sex. It's not a phenomenon like Aurora Borealis. I don't understand why doing it.. or not doing it.. breaks off/initiates relationships. I would take a feet massage over sex any day. It is intimate, yes. It brings people closer, yes. But thats all there is to it. Life goes on. It's over before you know it. If people didn't make such a big deal about it, porn wouldn't be so taboo, and it wouldnt be one of the biggest industries in the world. I don't get why people aren't comfy talking about it. Especially desis. India with its taboos of sex, considering they are the land of Kama Sutra. It's the country with the 2nd biggest population in the world. 1,132,446,000 people just didn't spring out of their mother's womb by doing.. I dunno, singing and dancing in the rain or having segregated schools. Sex and relationships are beautiful AND messed up. One can write a book about it.. well, people do. Boooring. You can't pedestalize sex. It just is. Shame is nice to have. But if you had shamelessness... you can rule the world. (and I'm not talking about being a slut about it). Just dealing with it.

5. Sometimes I'm so blunt its ridiculous. See # 4. I also hate dumb girl bands. Like Pussycats or Girlicious... I'm all for women's empowerment too, but there's a fine line between women and ho's.

6. If a truck hit me right now, I'd have no regrets. Sorry that my life is over, but I'll die happy (as long as its quick).

I tag... I dunno. Anyone who's interested? Just let me know so I can hound you after u're done. In the meantime, I tag.... the guy who was in charge of deciding to issue Zimbabwe's Z$500m banknote..

I really wanna know how this guy thinks. How he has achieved his ...sense of utopia with his messed up head. I mean, I'm messed up... and I haven't achieved anything yet! How is it that a guy like Mugabe is still alive in the eyes of the free world and still allowed to drive a country to the ground with his ridiculous policies.

I couldve tagged Musharraf and 50 other politicians too, but thats old news.

Comments

[Zen]

Thank you for indulging me! I really dislike weddings too and luckily it has been a few years since I've had to attend one. I wonder if it's inborn or something because my parents eloped. I just can't tolerate those speeches you mentioned.

[isheeta]

I think I would have had a better time with those speeches if there was one ounce of truth... and humour in them! Unfortunately, the wedding speeches could be mistaken for eulogies instead!