Proof that Isheeta's life is going down the tubes leading to a river of toxic waste

It's a nice sunny day today. I put on my sunglasses, took my car keys, and took my car for a spin to the latest trendiest place to be for students for some school shopping - the Dollar Store.

I put away my cheap 1$ binders that I purchased in my car, rev  it up, and proceeded to back out from my parking spot.

2 parking spots away, I notice this hot hot hot yummy man opening his trunk (no, NOT the one down south, you dirty pervs, his CAR trunk!) and glancing at me at the same time... ok, not really glancing, more like LOOKING at me....AND smiling.

He looks like George Clooney.. oh that yummy salt-n-pepa hair *drool*, and a nice cut bod...and he's so tall.. oh how I love me a tall fit cut man... and even nicer hair than Mr Clooney and he's just.. LOOKING at me like I'm a celebrity (I checked, no booger in nose).

So I am backing my car out and decide to smile at him behind my shades.

He notices AND responds. Icks. Yummm.

By now I am thinking what I shall name our babies... I've always liked the name Adam for a boy, and Sara for a girl, and I really like the pish posh area at Bayview, those condos overlooking the 401 *giggle* maybe we can settle there with our 2.5 kids, with the breathtaking view of rush-hour traffic... he's taking out something from his BMW, ooooh I wonder what it is... there's a Home OutFitters right next to us, maybe he bought a swanky little ottoman for his condo and he's going to return it.... he's still looking at me with his dreamy eyes and the smile is plastered on his face while I envision various other furniture pieces for our little nest when my eyes fall on the contraption that he finally chugs out of his trunk.....

A baby carriage.

Comments

[Bhanu]

UGHH! What an odd cookie :(

Hey maybe it was his friend or siblings car and he was getting the carriage for someone else's kid...or maybe not

(But I love how you wrote that out!)

[Bernard]

And how will you name the 0.5 kid? ;-)

[ruby]

Clearly he's planning the same damn thing, that's why he had the baby carriage! And now he's heartbroken that you didn't realize that's what he was trying to tell you by taking it out of the trunk...sheesh!

[isheeta]

Bhanu - way to go on seeing the bright side of what could have been a bad situation!!!

Bernard - err, Mini me? lol

ruby - dayum girl, I shoulda had you around to put some common sense in me as I was speeding away faster than a speeding bullet! I have missed my boat!!!

[Ta^KiLLa]

He couldve been shopping for a baby gift to give to someone and returning it due to a fault..... (borat voice) Naaaawt!!!

Ag shame man.. I guess its true what they say then.. Finding partners is like finding parking... All the good ones are taken and all the available ones are either handicapped or far off (like in south africa... lol)..

Just hang in there... Hopefully the next adventure might lead to betta endings..
P.S Thanks for the advice

YNWA

[TFL]

Sweetie you are a celebrity and the carriage couldve been for somebody else. or not! ah well maybe next time! :)

[Salacious Samosa]

Ish, trust me, your experience was a testament to how hot you are, that married men STILL hit on you.

Trust me, you have to see it from my prespective. This is all GOOD STUFF...

I love you,
S

[Asad]

Hey girlie... C'mon post again already! Its been over ten days! Hows bout one of them ones wit the phone conversations hey hey? Wat u so busy wit?

[Dugi]

dammnnn!