R(E)volution of a Bitch - 3

The other day, I went grocery shopping (since a girl cannot live on pineapples and chocolates alone).

I was putting away my groceries in the trunk. The grocery cart was almost empty. I could hear this Indian family in the background, nattering away in Southie. They pass by me.. then they stop.

The matriarch goes, "Veel you want this?", while pointing to the cart.

She looks like a fragile little lady... surrounded by her clan of 4 little grandchildren, a son resembling an ox and his tiny little wife.

Old nice dumb Isheeta response: No, no, not at all, I'm done my shopping, take it why don't you? Oh the quarter, you don't have any? Thats ok, its just change, dont need it. The wheels are a bit shifty, you gotta turn it like.. so, yeah.. there you go! *giggles giggles* No no, no need to thank me, its just a cart, not the Queen's carriage. Oh you're going to take this trolley home because you guys dont have a car in this weather? Well, I'm almost done with my shopping, why don't I just drop you off after I accompany you with your grocery... you know what? Why don't you just take my car keys while you're at it and drive away with my groceries and yours? Yeah! Long live humanity!

New bitchy improved Isheeta: So, where's my quarter lady??? Pronto, chop chop!

Baby steps, my pretties, baby steps, the ice queen cometh.

Comments

[Zen]

Well done!

I thought of you when writing my post today, it sounds like it was about one of the guys you've encountered, haha.

[Mezba]

next step: giving her one of the trollies that don't actually require a quarter, but taking hers anyways...

*evil Mogambo laugh*

[Humz]

What happened to the abs diet? Do they allow chocolate?

[isheeta]

chocolate protein shakes....!!! yumyum